Berta Pride Dad

Proudly fired mechanic

Hi! My name is Lawrence Magay. I love to make problems and sell t-shirts to big gay bears. In these crazy times, lots of big gay bears get pressured into losing weight so they can fit themselves into tiny little t-shirts. This is so sad! If the big bears just had big gay T-shirts, we could stop losing all of our big Alberta bears! And that's what god put me on earth to do!

This is an example of what is happening to our Alberta bears! It makes me so mad I just to spend my whole life alone in my basement yelling! AAAAH! That's what I want to do. Please buy my tshirts so I can be less mad and more normal. Pleeeeeaaaaaassseeeeee!

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They didn't ask me for this, but you can also give your money to all of these lovely people! I wish I could do something so nice but I dropped out of high school and got fired from my job becase I'm a big loser so now I sell T-shirts instead.

Or, you can also support my home team (well, sort of my home team, I grew up in Ontario ha ha), the Edmonton Oilers!!! Go Oilers Wohoo!! Oh yeah I also hate teachers beacause those bitches tried to make me read good but you don't need to read to be a fired mechanic so fuck them! 🖕